Lisa Turtle: Honor Roll Student, Lime Green Lover, Able to Add...well, not so much
Lisa blows a huge chunk of her dad's cash on some really hideous lime green clothes. To save herself from turning into Tina Turner (which is apparently what happens when you lie to your father, if the dream sequence is to be believed), Lisa lets Zack pimp her out to all 12 extras and sell her lingerie in the halls. She also gets a job at the Max, where she attempts to one-up Kelly and Ginger (Sampras) for the title of Worst Max Waitress Ever.